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December Demotivational Poster

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?

INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS - Sure it would be rude not to say "Thanks" But how DO you respond to Uncle Steve's comment, "I made it from a cast of my own hands"?

12/21/2012 -

TAGS: 2012 appocalypse december 21st
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - October 8, 2012, 7:43 am
Acceptance. Welcome Back.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 2:30 am
I thought nobody cared because the Mayan calendar ended before, so they started it over again.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2012, 8:48 pm

dec 21 is the solstice. mayan calendar ends dec 23. THAT'S why no one cares about 12-21-2012. ....and hey...welcome back.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2012, 7:00 pm
for the time being ;D
motinet - October 7, 2012, 6:26 pm

Holy moly he's baaaaaaaaaack.....

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected], and... Hey, who's the new guy?

TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.

HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.

TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster raped!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my fucking list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.

YOUR SINS - Jesus' eternal healthcare plan covers everything - even those problems you were born with!



JESUS - He wasn't just hung from a cross!

TAGS: december challenge jesus left more than footprints in the sand
Rating: 3.91/5

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spacedog - December 9, 2009, 6:04 pm
HA! 5Ls.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:18 pm
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 12:00 pm
Hahaha, slightly disturbing and great.
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 10:37 am
You'll be screaming His name for one reason or another!
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:24 am
Logic, you're going to hell for that one. 5 Tennessee Mules!!

REMEMBER, KIDS... - When you find yourself at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on!

TAGS: dont mind me im just gonna hang out assignment for december 28 suicide
Rating: 3.81/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
Hilarious. dark, Dark, DARK, and hilarious. 5/5


YOUR LACK OF FAITH - isn't very disturbing NOW, is it?

TAGS: december challenge let me intro you to jesus
Rating: 3.87/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:21 am
Nope. He doesn't see. Or hear. Or think. 'Cause he's dead.

ELVES - They're masters of sarcasm.

TAGS: i can picture it now logicdude sitting next to a pile of soybeans with a magnifying glass assignment for december 18 elves
Rating: 3.61/5

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Baggis - December 31, 2009, 6:38 am
Thats not an elf, its Monique and she is perfectly human (as far as people in comics can be) dont you people read sinfest? :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:18 pm
Look what Briton found!!!, Sorry Briton.....but....yeah.
sickartist - December 18, 2009, 12:12 pm
5L I actually LOL'd
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you give the Hulk a lump of coal for Christmas



TAGS: christmas tree december assignment
Rating: 3.71/5

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GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm
There you go with that thinkin' thing again ;)
Sean - December 2, 2009, 5:09 pm
I'd say that at the GS household, the little lady ain't the only carpenter's dream.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 1:14 pm

Actually, I think decorating the ladder is a great idea.....I will, call it my Chanukkah Bush-Ladder thingy
Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:55 pm
Hmm, I never did find the original pic, good one, GreyScorpion. However, if the economy ever gets out of the toilet, mine will be the more apropos motifake...
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:38 pm
same pic. different caption. no biggie. 5Lions

THE WEATHER CHANNEL - Guess our office Christmas party is cancelled!


JESUS - He's one of a kind, all right...

ARTIFICIAL TREES - Apparently they're another fine product brought to you by Wayne Industries and sponsored by the Goddamn Batman

TAGS: december challenge trees is anyone gonna check to see if that guy is jewish
Rating: 4.1/5

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Treehodger - January 7, 2010, 12:50 am
Jews. Batman Hates Them.
Dude 4515 - December 8, 2009, 1:10 pm
just imagine what she did for batman when she heard about this though. on teh other hand, catwoman wouldn't be very happy with ivy's thanks. oooh this story needs to continue. anyway, 5 lions
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:10 am
If this is how Batman reacted, I bet Poison Ivy was REALLY pissed...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Going, going, GONE!!. It's out here!! 5 "Ka-POWS!!


TAGS: shopping december list cart motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.76/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 2:35 pm
some assembly required
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 2:34 pm
Sold separately?
Ed-Hyde - December 3, 2009, 2:20 pm
Ron just kept her breasts for himself.
Shyanne - December 3, 2009, 9:41 am
Wait you forgot to get the breasts
WTF - December 2, 2009, 6:04 pm
That one looks defective. Somebody let the air out of chest.

JESUS MONTAGE - we don't celebrate Christmas because of his birth... We celebrate Christmas in honor of his wacky shenanigans.

TAGS: raptor jesus lol december challenge montage
Rating: 3.5/5

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culos - December 10, 2009, 9:54 am
So what does that say about you TomKat?
Tomkat - December 10, 2009, 9:38 am
THIS is NOT funny! . . . . I still LMAO'd though!
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 6:21 pm
Grossly underrated poster.

PLAYBOY - Their standards have really slipped!

TAGS: miss december
Rating: 2.13/5

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Bartimaeus - December 13, 2009, 8:54 pm
It sure does look like him, but I'm an alcoholic and her name is Susan.
angryceltic - December 13, 2009, 8:46 pm
is that adam from mythbusters?
Derek - December 13, 2009, 3:37 pm
One of the problems with equal-opportunity employment

Consistent -

CLARITY - The leap from Groupie to Stalker is a short one!

TAGS: december challenge jesus was often misinterpreted
Rating: 4.07/5

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skateinferno - September 9, 2012, 2:22 pm
ah,dude thats just screwed up.
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 6:02 pm
Nice one LD, 5Ls.
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
Ha, I missed this one today. Great one LD
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 9, 2009, 2:15 pm
This is my favorite Jesus poster! 5 Lions ( who shall lay down with 5 Lambs)

MERRY CHRISTMAS! - From MWLF and the family (pictured is our annual abduction of Santa Claus)

TAGS: santa claus space kids mwlf family annual abduction december fourth
Rating: 4/5

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Fatt Matt - December 21, 2009, 2:53 pm
This is fantastic! 5 helmeted little Front's!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 21, 2009, 1:39 am
That's only because Santa had final cut and script approval. You have to watch out for those Elf agents, they're clever chaps.
BuZZbomb - December 20, 2009, 2:51 pm
You may get away with it THIS time but remember, Santa Clause Conquers The Martians! Or at least that's how the movie turned out.
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:42 pm
Funny Stuff There MWLF!! 5 apples don't fall far from the trees!!
Produceman117 - December 20, 2009, 3:21 am
HaHa. Now this is cool.

NEED A MIRACLE? - Want to get money from GoldenPalace.com? Then make and sell your OWN Jesus Grilled Cheese! Call now and get FREE shipping!

YOUTH - Without sports or thoughts of Mother-in-laws to distract them, 2 out of every 10 fish suffer from Premature Spawning

TAGS: december challenge get out of the water the fish are coming upstream
Rating: 3.85/5

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Dude 4515 - December 3, 2009, 4:23 pm
hilarious LD! five grizlies to catch that premature salmon
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 4:13 pm
that's just sick 5 Caviars


TAGS: sleeps fish air bubbles december motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.55/5

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LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:35 pm
Cement flippers!
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 12:34 pm
Very Poignant 5 Guidos


THAT LOOK - common cold... or SWINE FLU!!!

FISH AND CHIPS - What the heck are these fries doing on my plate? I ordered chips damn it!

TAGS: fish chips december silcas
Rating: 2.38/5

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spacedog - December 3, 2009, 3:24 pm
Terminalogy? The discipline of deep frying everything?
Skog - December 3, 2009, 3:18 pm
ye westerners and yer funny terminolgy

THATS GREAT AND ALL - but whats with the hand pointing to food; I just gotta know

TAGS: customer service december challenge
Rating: 2.33/5

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Derek - December 10, 2009, 4:09 pm
They were served.

AQUAMAN - is packing heat now

TAGS: aquaman comic guns fish december challenge
Rating: 2.23/5

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spacedog - December 3, 2009, 10:28 am
That thing is wicked Roamer. I wonder what it would fire? Little tridents maybe?
Roamer - December 3, 2009, 10:22 am
I'm genuinely surprised this was approved...